The Midwest was Fun

We had a blast in the Midwest!  It's always nice hanging out with family. We've visited family every year, sometimes twice. You'd think I've figured out the Midwest. Not quite. There's always something new to learn. I made a few observations that I would like to share with you.  


Things I learned about the Midwest:

1. It is GOSH DANG hot.  Humidity is no joke.
2. You WILL eat a cheeseburger everyday.
3. You will probably eat pizza everyday, too.
4. If a baby sits at the head of the table, he will be called "The Godfather" by every passer-by.
5. No one can read your sarcasm when you tell them you can hardly hear their accent.
6. There are bugs in the trees that sound like screaming demons.  
7. Corn on the cob is cheaper than, well... anything.
8. Make sure you have plenty of sunscreen and bug spray in case you go outside for 5 seconds (see #1).
9. FROZEN. CUSTARD.